Michelle over at Itsamumsworld tagged me in this meme, the idea being to list 5 things about me, of which 4 are lies and 1 is the truth. It even comes with this beautiful award;
This award was created by Jillsmo and these are the rules;
- You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don’t have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It’s so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there’s even a little jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It’s horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we’re creating here. If you need a higher resolution version… I totally have one!!
- You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make something up, we’ll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we’re just on the honor system here.
- You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don’t like or don’t really have much of an opinion about. I don’t care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why”
So here’s my 5 things, can’t wait to see your guesses of which is the truth;
- I was in the army, but left because the uniform made me look fat
- My dream job is being a farmer
- I once skied naked at Whistler in Canada
- I secretly watch Loose Women whenever home alone
- I’m petrified of snails, slow they maybe but one day they’ll slime you while you sleep.
So there we have it and in time honoured tradition I’m tagging a few people, hopefully who have yet to do this.