Mutterings of a Fool

Man, Dad, Runner, Chief dog walker

Truth or lies? You decide…

Michelle over at Itsamumsworld tagged me in this meme, the idea being to list 5 things about me, of which 4 are lies and 1 is the truth. It even comes with this beautiful award;

This award was created by Jillsmo and these are the rules;

  1. You must proudly display the absolutely disgusting graphic that I have created for these purposes (put it in your post, you don’t have to put it in your sidebar, I think that would seriously be asking too much). It’s so bad that not only did I use COMIC SANS, but there’s even a little jumping, celebrating kitten down there at the bottom. It’s horrifying! But its presence in your award celebration is crucial to the memetastic process we’re creating here. If you need a higher resolution version… I totally have one!!
  2. You must list 5 things about yourself, and 4 of them must be bold-faced lies. Just make something up, we’ll never know; one of them has to be true, though. Of course, nobody will ever know the difference, so we’re just on the honor system here.
  3. You must pass this award on to 5 bloggers that you either like or don’t like or don’t really have much of an opinion about. I don’t care who you pick, and nobody needs to know why”

So here’s my 5 things, can’t wait to see your guesses of which is the truth;

  1. I was in the army, but left because the uniform made me look fat
  2. My dream job is being a farmer
  3. I once skied naked at Whistler in Canada
  4. I secretly watch Loose Women whenever home alone
  5. I’m petrified of snails, slow they maybe but one day they’ll slime you while you sleep.

So there we have it and in time honoured tradition I’m tagging a few people, hopefully who have yet to do this.




  1. Oh my goodness, I’m going to have fun with this!! I can spot the lies – no problem. I don’t want to give it away here cos everyone will just copy my answer haha… have tweetd you tho 😉

  2. I reckon Farmer. Your bio mentions working in Financial Services, usually a very city-based profession, which you may well be sick of.

  3. I think ALL men secretly watch Loose Women when they think nobody is looking!!

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