Can you hear that?
CAN YOU HEAR THAT?
*peers through curtains at neighbour’s garden*
Who do they think they are? Inconsiderate bastards, don’t they know we have 2 young children in this house AND a dog?
Shouldn’t they warn us before doing it?
Isn’t there a law now about setting off fireworks at home?
I bet there’s bloody teenagers from the estate down the road setting them off too.
God, how long are they going to go on for? There is no way the children are going to sleep through this.
If they don’t stop soon I’m going round there with my hose pipe, let’s see them try to set off fireworks then.
Well one thing is for sure, I’m not keeping Henry quiet at 5am on the weekends now.
*big sigh, mutters under breath, goes on Twitter to complain*