I like a rant, you know a good old release of pent up feelings about a particular topic that has got your goat on that particular minute/hour/day/week. It’s not a moan though, oh no, a moan is just complaining whereas a rant has a solution as well. It may not be feasible or well thought our but a solution none the less. So as I’m in a sharing mood I thought I would share one from this week, who knows I may even make this into a regular topic.
If I was King….I’d ban boy racers, or to be more precise stupid people who change a car to make it louder and more ridiculous looking. I would ban the sale and fitting of anything to a car which makes it lower, a different shape, louder or adds more lights.
Seriously why do people think it’s a good idea to buy an old, crappy Peugeot 206 and stick a big fat exhaust on it, some body kit and some neon lights? Why would you want to draw more attention to the fact that you are an idiot driving a crap car? Having a louder exhaust doesn’t make it drive better around the Tesco car park. The only car that can have a loud exhaust is one that makes that noise because it is a £100k supercar and says Aston Martin on the front.
If anyone is caught driving a car that breaks these rules I would confiscate their car and give them a reliant robin instead. Then lets see them fly around housing estates. Clarkson tried that and we know the result.
Here endith the rant. Agree or disagree? Stay tuned for more rants, it won’t be long I’m sure, in fact I think I’m at least 70% of the way through the entrance exam to be a grumpy old man.